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Ugh I’m so over Saeris. I just want to read the Kingfisher/Carrion buddy cop drama 😭 it’s like scenes from Fast & Furious or Bad Boys 😅

— Jan 02, 2026 01:59AM

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“Edina of the fucking Seven Towers” 😂 good to know mothers in law are annoying in every universe.

— Jan 07, 2026 11:15PM

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Carrion’s lack of give a fuck just makes everything better

— Dec 27, 2025 02:49AM

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message 1: by Shaz ♡ (new) - rated it 3 stars

The FisherxCarrion adventures gave me major Shrek and Donkey vibes 🥰

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message 2: by Kelsie (new) - rated it 3 stars

Haha likening Kingfisher to Shrek is unhinged but now I want to read Get In My Swamp 😂

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