Lesley Porterfield’s Reviews > A Botanical Daughter > Status Update

“Like a bank of heavy cloud descending from the Highlands, his mother’s influence came out in his accent—his vowels grew wonky and his ‘r’s began to roll with Caledonian thunder.”

The little lesbian wants to f*ck the slime…

Meeeowww

Y’ALL BROKE HER LEG AND THEN PUT HER IN THE PASSENGER SEAT??

“Somehow he hadn’t appreciated that the primary business of graverobbing was, in fact, digging.” SHUT UPPP LITTLE GAY MAN

You just manipulated this poor little lesbian into telling you where her best friend’s body is so you can use it ?!! And you’re showing up to the grave with a hand spade? What ?!