sam’s Reviews > Twilight > Status Update

wouldn't you know it, 4/5ths of the way through the book and the unthinkable has occurred: an event.

read about three pages aloud with caleb last night. turns out, when reading in my head, i skip over the cringe moments and UNNECESSARY ADVERBS AND SYNONYMS FOR 'said,' BECAUSE THEY ARE SO USELESS!!!! i cannot believe how poorly written this book is!

oh my god i could not give less of a fuck about what her ass ate for breakfast

edward is such a creep but im not gonna lie I do enjoy it

"'Clair de Lune?'"
"'You know Debussy?'"
DONT PISS ME OFF

why is she so mad all the time like girl

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