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Maisie sneered. "I was hoping she'd walk the plank."
Patrick sighed. They were raising Wednesday Addams.
— 9 hours, 28 min ago
Patrick sighed. They were raising Wednesday Addams.
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Thank you, Greg mouthed to his brother.
The truth was, Patrick realized, the pleasure had been all his.
— 15 hours, 10 min ago
The truth was, Patrick realized, the pleasure had been all his.
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Now that he was back in front of the cameras, he realized how much an integral part of him acting was. Yes, Palm Springs had almost constant sunshine, but it was nothing compared to the hot lights of a movie set.
— 20 hours, 57 min ago
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"GUP!" the kids screamed as they emerged from the passenger bridge and spotted their uncle at the gate. Celebrities had access to a whole host of perks while flying, but apparently so did adults meeting children flying alone.
— Jan 01, 2026 02:43PM
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Patrick's view was the rooftops of Mayfair, which was charming, exactly what you'd want from London, as if Mary Poppins and her merry band of chimney sweeps might shoot out of smokestacks with a gentle cough of ash and start stepping in time.
— Jan 01, 2026 07:21AM
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"Patrick," Greg began, "I really do need your help with the kids."
Patrick promised to call back soon. A guncle's work was never done.
— Jan 01, 2026 02:29AM
Patrick promised to call back soon. A guncle's work was never done.
