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Imagine seeing the dude who drove you home one night is a serial killer because that’s what Dana is gonna think if Joe gets found out

Goodnight

Rip forty but okay throwback we’re going to peach’s house with the piss mug I knew this would have to come in to play again

“‘You think, you bear down, but do you ever just go for it?’” Said by none other than Forty himself. #BTFD 🐻 ⬇️

Wow I really just read a whole chapter of forty complaining about everything possible and then ruins a marriage by making out with the bride for money. Poor Greg

This bitch will actually just kill anybody he talks to at this point because why are u gonna kill Forty

Ummm okay so he just killed the officer in Mexico and now forty doesn’t give him credit for the writing so is he gonna kill him orrrr well what else would Joe Goldberg do?

Also he’s killed three people so far that I can remember. That celebrity. His neighbor. And the cop. He’s cray cray. And are we gonna hear again from the girl he followed to LA that stole the books I need to know

For a sec I forgot what book I’m reading and Joe saying he could kill Milo I was like wow that’s extreme. And I’m like oh wait he like legit would kill him but says people would recognize his disappearance 😭

Exactly 2 am and wow

So he just killed Delilah the neighbor right? What was she doing snooping around tho

It’s funny Joe was like maybe SHES the one just to kill her that next morning LOL oh Joe 😭😭 pls never let me be in that situation

Happy thanksgiving since it’s 1 min past midnight on Thursday now

This cold is going nowhere

I need a recap of what’s going on. And why are their names Love and Forty like huh

What the fuck is even going on right now