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Every person there would try to sell me dope, unless they loved me and gave it to me for free.
“O-kay,” I said, faking patience.
Oh my Lord. The girl has set her cap. Not my sister.
— Jan 02, 2026 07:33PM
“O-kay,” I said, faking patience.
Oh my Lord. The girl has set her cap. Not my sister.
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Nikki
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The wonder is that you could start life with nothing, end with nothing, and lose so much in between.
I mostly passed, on principles being the driver. Best to keep the blood alcohol in the mid to upper teens.
Four guys with shit for brains are stupider than one.
Some tiny dead part of me woke up to the moss. This is the fucking wonderful world of color.
Or in my case, chapter 1. First, I got myself born.
— Jan 02, 2026 07:32PM
I mostly passed, on principles being the driver. Best to keep the blood alcohol in the mid to upper teens.
Four guys with shit for brains are stupider than one.
Some tiny dead part of me woke up to the moss. This is the fucking wonderful world of color.
Or in my case, chapter 1. First, I got myself born.
Nikki
is on page 365 of 560
Redneck is badass.
Saturday night every human person in Lee County between age sixteen and married.
The fireworks had started, the real deals that shriek up and burst. Fire flowers, painting the sky.
I took a few hits, to be Christian about it.
The old cottonbottoms had lost all hope of whitey or tighty.
After this I’m supposed to go learn civics.
Like a V8 under a Yugo hood.
A slick little peanut.
— Jan 02, 2026 07:28PM
Saturday night every human person in Lee County between age sixteen and married.
The fireworks had started, the real deals that shriek up and burst. Fire flowers, painting the sky.
I took a few hits, to be Christian about it.
The old cottonbottoms had lost all hope of whitey or tighty.
After this I’m supposed to go learn civics.
Like a V8 under a Yugo hood.
A slick little peanut.
Nikki
is on page 258 of 560
These desks had so many names, hairy penises, and doodles carved in them.
You never know the size of hurt that’s in people’s hearts, or what they’re liable to do about it, given the chance. This big type of hurting was the principal cause for prayer.
Giant pork sword.
Small jaw for a kid or a lady, big for a man, bigger for a superhero. Which is why lady superheroes are dead tricky.
— Dec 27, 2025 10:50PM
You never know the size of hurt that’s in people’s hearts, or what they’re liable to do about it, given the chance. This big type of hurting was the principal cause for prayer.
Giant pork sword.
Small jaw for a kid or a lady, big for a man, bigger for a superhero. Which is why lady superheroes are dead tricky.
Nikki
is on page 162 of 560
Jesusing could hold on a minute.
There was no outside anywhere.
Spelled with a silent ‘as you can plainly see, dumbass’.
Living on for more Seagrams-and-nerve-pill fiestas?
Swap-Out in all his derpness could chop onions like a ninja.
They passed out the brains, he thought they said trains and he missed his.
What it adds up to is, everything hurts.
God bless America and all that.
— Dec 21, 2025 09:33PM
There was no outside anywhere.
Spelled with a silent ‘as you can plainly see, dumbass’.
Living on for more Seagrams-and-nerve-pill fiestas?
Swap-Out in all his derpness could chop onions like a ninja.
They passed out the brains, he thought they said trains and he missed his.
What it adds up to is, everything hurts.
God bless America and all that.
