Trice’s Reviews > The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires > Status Update

Do southerners really still think that the fact the politeness is a lie, it makes it better or the lie cute?

Only a man/male author would describe a violent grape with “if he attacked her”

Hehe
Well that was tense, and you know the author was gleeful writing that last detail
Whew
Need to go to bed 🤦‍♀️

Lololol
I grew up with ppl who held Reformation Day parties on Halloween, but somehow no one ever thought of a Diet of Wurms cake lolololol

Please let this book finish with all of the women divorcing these condescending PoS’s they’re married to, immediately after the literal monster they’re humiliating their wives for is exposed and brought down

Yes

I had forgotten about that big event, but wow, I do remember it now.
In my head I’ve gone from vampire to werewolf to blood thirst pied piper and now we’ve got a children’s rhyme about a “boo daddy” with boogey man description

“Once you’ve washed a man’s underwear, you realize the sad truth about hidden depths” hahahaha

Backed up a bit to resume
Did not realize I was last listening to this in 2024 - thought it was a few months ago
When I lost the loan I was halfway between just letting that be the end of it and wanting to finish it. The MC is far too housewife-y. Will see as I continue

Argh. Missed that this had to be returned yesterday 😖🤦‍♀️
Have to be careful with this one bc it’s subtly and quietly terrifying in places. Definitely not one to read/listen to alone at night in the dark - made that mistake one night