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shannon is 8% done

idk sounds like barbara sucks

— Jan 04, 2026 12:21AM

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shannon’s Previous Updates

shannon is 86% done

barbara when i fucking catch you i swear

— Jan 07, 2026 03:40PM

shannon is 84% done

i am worrieddddd

— Jan 07, 2026 03:34PM

shannon is 75% done

maybe it’s gonna all work out actually, maybe it’ll be fine

— Jan 07, 2026 03:01PM

shannon is 66% done

accepting applications for MY vanessa now, thanks

— Jan 07, 2026 01:25AM

shannon is 51% done

i love when women

— Jan 07, 2026 12:49AM

shannon is 42% done

barbara you ARE a bad mother

— Jan 07, 2026 12:29AM

shannon is 34% done

loved hank giving joan her own pair of aviators

— Jan 04, 2026 01:32AM

shannon is 21% done

maybe they’re all fine actually

— Jan 04, 2026 12:58AM

shannon is 16% done

“courage is being afraid, but strong enough to do it anyway”

— Jan 04, 2026 12:46AM

shannon is 5% done

what a wild start

— Jan 01, 2026 10:09PM

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