JasperKazai’s Reviews > The Courtship of Princess Leia > Status Update
JasperKazai
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Han ordered strikes against Zsinj in an attempt to weaken the border and then resigned his commission. That doesn't make any sense. They wouldn't keep following those orders, then.
The infamous sticking point of this book is how Han shoots Leia with a mind control gun, kidnaps her, and this leads to them getting married. I can't begin to describe how utterly stupid all of this is.
— Jan 04, 2026 12:08PM
The infamous sticking point of this book is how Han shoots Leia with a mind control gun, kidnaps her, and this leads to them getting married. I can't begin to describe how utterly stupid all of this is.
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JasperKazai
is 30% done
Luke is far too wise for the point in the timeline this is set at. The Jedi Academy trilogy is still a few years off. Luke barely knows shit, yet Wolverton has him act like he's already a proficient Jedi.
Hell, even Threepio barely seems like the actual character. How do you fuck that up?! Easiest character to write, and yet he still can't get it right. God damn, this book sucks way more ass than I remembered.
— Jan 05, 2026 10:01PM
Hell, even Threepio barely seems like the actual character. How do you fuck that up?! Easiest character to write, and yet he still can't get it right. God damn, this book sucks way more ass than I remembered.
JasperKazai
is 14% done
Han overhears a group of people talking in a cantina. First they comment on how scruffy he looks, then start gushing over Isolder. This is ridiculous nonsense. One guy says that street vendors 'down on Corsucant' are selling Isolder posters, but they are on Coruscant. You wouldn't say 'down on' about the planet you are currently on. Wonder if he originally had that scene set elsewhere, then forgot to rewrite that.
— Jan 03, 2026 02:12PM
JasperKazai
is 13% done
God damn, I don't remember this book sucking THIS much. It's so bad thus far. Both Han and Leia are acting nothing like their actual selves. Leia falling so quickly for Isolder and just brushing Han to the side kind of shows that Wolverton must have had a fairly low opinion on women...
Speaking of Wolverton, he died ~4 years ago. Second SW author I've read in a row that has died early. Weird coincidence
— Jan 03, 2026 12:12PM
Speaking of Wolverton, he died ~4 years ago. Second SW author I've read in a row that has died early. Weird coincidence
JasperKazai
is 7% done
I always kind of knew this, but it's never really struck me fully until now how... "interesting" the concept of Hapes/the Hapan people are. It's basically just whitewashed Japan in space. Obviously the Hapan - Japan connection is blatant. Their ships are called Battle Dragons. They are a cluster of planets (like the archipelago). They were isolationist. But they are very white-coded, often having red or blonde hair.
— Jan 02, 2026 12:09PM
JasperKazai
is 4% done
If Vader had hunted down this Jedi Master and killed him, there's no fucking way he would've just left the Master's lightsaber laying around. I know this was written in 94, so it predates Order 66 by 11 years. But taking (or at least destroying) lightsabers of the Jedi you are killing is just common fucking sense.
— Jan 01, 2026 02:21PM
JasperKazai
is 3% done
Solo Command leads directly into this novel - it even says so at the end of it. I've only read this book once before. I put it off for a very long time (I would see it on shelves quite often). I knew it was important, because it's about Han and Leia getting married. But I just wasn't interested in it. I remember not really liking it when I did finally read it - bit of a slog. Let's see what I think now.
— Jan 01, 2026 11:22AM

