Isaac’s Reviews > Flirtasaurus > Status Update

At 1%: “This is not one of those stories where the adorable hot mess of a woman spends twenty chapters bumbling and stumbling her way through life[. …] I love me a hot mess, but that just isn’t me. I’m the opposite of a hot mess. […] I have my proverbial shit together. Clearly. “GET ME OUT OF HERE OR IMMA LOSE MY SHIT!””

Nothing in the following 17% supports her not being a hot mess. It’s cringe.