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"Christmas is this pine-scented, tinsel-strewn time out where everything just stops... a temporary apocalypse where everyday norms are replaced by a fever dream of cheer and goodwill."
— Jan 05, 2026 09:11PM
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“There’s always something not quite right about other people’ Christmases.” 😅
— Jan 06, 2026 11:31AM
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“We talk about our resolutions. I’m not sure why I bother. I don’t think I’ve ever managed a lifestyle change that’s seen out the Christmas decorations… I blame January… the weather would make Ernest Shackleton think twice about popping down to the shops for a pint of milk yet we choose this month for a bizarre act of self flagellation.”
— Jan 06, 2026 09:06AM
