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NO I AM HALFWAY THROUGH HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN

I AM GONNA OUT THE BOOK DOWN AND HAVE A PANIC ATTACK

Another reenactment for all my fans

NASA: We cannot send you music, suffer listening to Disco. Also a committee has been made (GASP) and you will have to answer their stupid questions

Mark: Tell them that their mom's are prostitutes. P.s. their sisters too.

"I know the crew was surprised to hear from the Ghost of Mars Missions Past, but c'mon!"

This man is so unhinged I would die for him

Another reenactment

NASA: Mark are you safe? How much food do you have? No swearing Mark the world is watching

Mark: Look! A pair of boobs! (.Y.)

Howling over the interactions with people in NASA and once again reminded nerds can be fantastic

"Sure, I might not get rescued. But I won't be alone."

I want to hug Mark so bad I cannot stop tearing up

Venkat I ADORE YOU

I'm so soft for this man he's so happy to be collecting rocks because it makes him an astronaut again

"I'm the first person to be alone on an entire planet."

I JUST WANT TO GIVE HIM A HUG

"I'm the King of Mars."

All hail the King of Mars