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you just know “All Eyes on Me” by Princess Donut is this universe’s Golden by Huntr/x. immediate double platinum. I hope they’re paying her and Beatrice royalties
— Jan 06, 2026 02:40PM
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kATIA?? the CROWN?? second audible gasp of the book. and here I thought I'd already hit my Gasp Quota
— Jan 06, 2026 06:26PM
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is on page 690 of 707
haha yeah we don't need no stinkin 7th floor! mr. dinniman looked at his docket and was like fuck, why did I give the dungeon 18 levels I can’t write 11 more of these
— Jan 06, 2026 06:25PM
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is on page 667 of 707
was trying to think what my cat Minnie's version of the All Eyes on Me song would be and unfortunately the only song I regularly sing to her is one called "Cat Soup"
— Jan 06, 2026 02:41PM
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is on page 592 of 707
did not have "praying mantis incest" on my butcher's masquerade bingo
— Jan 06, 2026 01:00PM
