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jakes v
is on page 400 of 546
These last few chapters short circuited my nervous system
I was shaking, crying, and pacing like a Victorian child with consumption
I need more immediately or I will actually start eating drywall
— Jan 13, 2026 06:12PM
I was shaking, crying, and pacing like a Victorian child with consumption
I need more immediately or I will actually start eating drywall
jakes v
is on page 365 of 546
I’M ACTUALLY SOBBING AND SCREAMING I WANT TO THROW UP
— Jan 13, 2026 02:36PM
jakes v
is on page 347 of 546
I’m. Fucking. Numb.
I cried for the past 20 min and now…now I’m numb.
— Jan 12, 2026 06:16AM
I cried for the past 20 min and now…now I’m numb.
jakes v
is on page 315 of 546
I’m genuinely trying to savor this book to the last crumb.
It cannot end. I refuse to believe there is an end to this story
— Jan 10, 2026 09:21PM
It cannot end. I refuse to believe there is an end to this story
jakes v
is on page 260 of 546
“Why Robin?”
“Because she’s my sidekick,” I tell him. He peeks at me.
“I’m Batman.”
I cry I cry I cry
— Jan 10, 2026 06:33PM
“Because she’s my sidekick,” I tell him. He peeks at me.
“I’m Batman.”
I cry I cry I cry
jakes v
is on page 205 of 546
I’m not just SCREAAAAAAAMING, i’m chomping at the bit, pacing like a feral alley cat whose tasted joy once and now demands more.
— Jan 07, 2026 06:46AM
