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emmy
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anthony bourdain i’m sorry i’m disappointing you by being a vegetarian but calling vegans “our hezbollah like brethren” made me giggle
— Jan 07, 2026 10:35AM
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“by now my stomach is a roiling hell broth of suppressed frustration, nervous energy, caffeine, and alcohol” god he’s got such a way with words
— 14 hours, 14 min ago
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“there’s an element of the south, an almost rural quality to baltimore, an ozark fatalism that’s amusing in john waters films but not so much fun to live with” YEOWCH! i hate baltimore too but jesus that’s a read
— Jan 09, 2026 08:13AM
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i am now certain that the ratatouille writers read this book. tbh as they should
— Jan 07, 2026 04:09AM
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TIN TIN AND ASTERIX MENTION 🔥🔥🔥 but fr hearing that he spent his summers in france the way i spent my early teens in belgium is making my chest crack open a little bit
— Jan 06, 2026 10:17AM

