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Alexa, play I'm Gonna Miss You by Milli Vanilli

“This was not the real wedding,” Ilya assured Ruby as they both enjoyed some cake. “The real one was the one you did. This was just for show.”

AAAAAAAAAHHHH

Can you imagine decoding Ilya's Instagram after the reveal?? Tumblr 2014 would go insane.

I need Heated Rivalry to do promotion like Skam and create social media accounts for every character and post things as they are happening in the show because I need to see this Instagram post in real time 🧚

I must live in a bubble because if I think the internet would combust with happiness and laughter if something like this ever happened. Do you remember Putin, Trump and Bubba? Same thing.

Ilya passed his neighbors’ house—the one where Willa and Andrew lived—and stopped dead in his tracks. There was a large hand-drawn sign attached to the tree near the end of their driveway: We love you, Ilya!
Underneath the sign was a little shelf that held two Funko Pop figures: one of Ilya, and one of Shane.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

"Sorry Brad"

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

“I was standing next to the trophy wall with the big mirror and the angle was, like, you could see out the window, in the mirror. I didn’t notice when I was filming, or, um, after I sent the video. But in the mirror you can see...”

I can't believe this mf... What the fuck

“Is to protect from the salt,” Ilya explained. “And keeps her little paws warm. At the spa they said she does not need a sweater because her hair is long. Too bad because there was a sweater that looked like a strawberry and was so cute.”

Uuuuugh so cute 🥰

Excommunication? No, make me forget how to speak 🥵