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Peanut butter and bacon ice cream is a vile thing the have in a date
— Jan 08, 2026 06:52AM
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Sam Hillman
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“Holland. Don’t trust anyone, put this in your bag and show no one” less than 20 MINUTES LATER shows document to someone 🤦♀️ girl.
— Jan 08, 2026 12:16PM
Sam Hillman
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One thing Stephanie Garber is gonna do is write the dumbest girls who make the most infuriating choices 😒
— Jan 08, 2026 09:46AM
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lol pardon? That is a wild thing to introduce 40% into this
— Jan 08, 2026 08:40AM
