Sam Hillman’s Reviews > Alchemy of Secrets > Status Update

“Holland. Don’t trust anyone, put this in your bag and show no one” less than 20 MINUTES LATER shows document to someone 🤦‍♀️ girl.

One thing Stephanie Garber is gonna do is write the dumbest girls who make the most infuriating choices 😒

lol pardon? That is a wild thing to introduce 40% into this

Peanut butter and bacon ice cream is a vile thing the have in a date