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Teddy
is 42% done
“Ferris felt inside my bottom jaw and pressed each tooth in turn. […] All I could do was to hold on tight to the sides of the chair, and keep myself from sucking his fingers.” Jesus CHRIST JACOB
— Jan 08, 2026 11:53AM
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Teddy
is 15% done
AND THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR FORCING YOURSELF ON YOUR WIFE, JACOB! EAT ROCKS
— Jan 05, 2026 10:01AM
