Shelby’s Reviews > The Sworn Virgin > Status Update

edi saying what we’re all thinking

2 very lackluster sex scenes, less than a page each where he falls asleep right after

And he immediately treats her like shit now that she’s “fully a woman” again

oh no i’m in love with the first man i’ve talked to since my father died and he disappeared and i’m heartbroken but he’s back blah blah blah

“he might be as old as her father” so you’re telling me that not only will you be sworn for all of two days but also you’re immediately gonna fall for someone who could be your dad how typical lol

unpopular opinion…she shoulda pulled the trigger

the horse 😭 also like i get being depressed trust but id feel even worse if i was watching my mom do all this around me without helping her

her ass should have let veli’s father help her cross the river

i could feel that lead up from a mile away

evil stepmother fr fake ahh ho