Sophie Pay’s Reviews > Behooved > Status Update

I’ve never read a book that used this many words to say literally nothing before. I don’t even have anything funny to say I just want to understand what is happening.

These people are so dumb

Don’t piss me off that’s the most idiotic protection charm ever

Repiercing my ear with a dull needle this afternoon was less painful than reading about these two losers.

I’m insulted that the author thinks it’s necessary to explain the meaning behind a euphemism to me.

“I would knock him off his high horse so hard he would never mount it again”

That’s really funny because he actually is the horse

What the fuck is a wyrdwolf and why on earth is it spelt like that I hate it so much

I completely forgot one of the characters has a chronic illness and it is making this so much funnier already because one of these people is actually dealing with something super hard and then the other just fucking turns into a horse. Like what’s he going to do if she has a flare up, neigh at her?