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emily is 30% done

"Think of AOL as a medieval city. The web is the uncivilized wasteland beyond the castle walls."
What's out there?" Arthur asked
"Mostly racists and pictures of cats," Colin said. "Porn is next, as soon as people get faster connections. Historical note: every new leap in technology is powered by people's desire to talk about their cats, start race wars, and look at other people fucking."

— Jan 09, 2026 10:31AM

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emily is 90% done

alllliiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee i love you best you better fucking live, girl

— Jan 15, 2026 06:36AM

emily is 87% done

donna finally leaning into her role as the cersei lannister of this book

— Jan 15, 2026 05:40AM

emily is 85% done

also as a queer person i maintain that ali staying hung up on horrible donna her whole life is just as much of a tragedy as arthur and gwen's separation. girl you deserved so much better.

— Jan 14, 2026 12:13PM

emily is 85% done

"90 meetings in 90 days" may not be a direct reference to doctor sleep but having read it recently, it resonates. someone write me a drabble of tana nighswander and danny torrance at a meeting together...

— Jan 14, 2026 12:11PM

emily is 75% done

hey joe FUCK YOU

— Jan 14, 2026 09:05AM

emily is 65% done

"what's an elon?"
"it's a south african emerald mine that dates hot models and has far too many opinions."

one thing about me is, i'll be dead before i stop laughing when writers make fun of elon.

— Jan 13, 2026 10:07AM

emily is 55% done

jesus fucking christ this is going to make the most insane movie ever.

— Jan 12, 2026 10:51AM

emily is 45% done

man, this really IS like IT, where like the supernatural horror isn't enough, there has to be mundane evils coming after the protagonists too, UGH

— Jan 12, 2026 08:08AM

emily is 25% done

oh boy this hurts. joe, you bastard.

— Jan 08, 2026 01:57PM

emily is 20% done

i love how the visions from king sorrow are produced, with background sounds and different voices, it really makes it feel surreal / supernatural.