E’s Reviews > The Master and Margarita > Status Update

"He does not deserve the light, he deserves peace," Matthew Levi says of the Master, alluding that heaven, while called Heaven, is not peaceful. I dig this, because if "Christians", modern or historical, are going to Heaven, I'd rather fellate Satan while boiling in a lake of fire for eternity than hang around those assholes.

Kiss Me, Judas, type shit

Again, the Pilate chapters are the best. He's the best drawn of all the characters. The stuff happening in, for lack of a better term, the present seems reliant on the insanity of what's happening: witches, women riding flying pigs, dead villains travelling by way of fireplace, et al. While Pilate's chapter deal more with humanity and the choices we make or do not make.

JK Rowling stole so much from this book. It can't even be called tribute or homage; just straight up theft. Nearly Headless Nick, the fireplace travel system, and so much more. I will list all the ways that terf shithead ripped off this dead Russian author who she knew couldn't accuse her of anything because he is, as previously mentioned, FUCKING DEAD.

Margarita meets Woland!

This book just got wild as hell lol. Butt naked witches, a hog man, more butt naked witches 🤣

I am treating this book and A FABLE by Faulkner unfairly as I am also rereading IT and nothing can compare to King's masterpiece. I am enjoying these other books but yeah all I wanna do is crack open IT and escape from everything.

We finally meet the titular Margarita! So the Master wasn't crazy, and his memories weren't allegory for Russia? Or are both things true? Are both lies? FML ...

Can't wait to read a 90-page dissection of how the sparrow shitting in the inkstand is an allegory for Stalin's mustache...

Anybody remember the sequel to THE GATE? Kids open the gate and get everything they've ever wanted but then after a while everything they asked for turns to literal shit? This lady chapter reminded me of that.