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Chad Plummer is 54% done

I just learned Brits used to say “ejaculating” for saying something quickly and suddenly. Incredible.

— Jan 10, 2026 02:00PM

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Chad Plummer is 44% done

My son better not learn to speak like a 19th century Englishman after listening to me read this aloud

— Jan 08, 2026 08:34PM

Chad Plummer is 30% done

You’re supposed to read out loud to your newborn for their language development. It’s the only thing getting me through this slog

— Jan 08, 2026 06:21PM

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