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NOOOO SHE'S GONNA ROMANCE THE BLOND MAN 😭😭😭
HONEY CHOOSE BETTER, SANJI CAN'T SATISFY YOU
— Jan 10, 2026 06:05PM
HONEY CHOOSE BETTER, SANJI CAN'T SATISFY YOU
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Zoe Van
is 97% done
First of all
Brother needs to stop growling, he's not an animal
Second of all
WHAT???
— Jan 20, 2026 04:14PM
Brother needs to stop growling, he's not an animal
Second of all
WHAT???
Zoe Van
is 87% done
"how DARE you have an out-of-body experience that you can't control and accidentally show me your body 😡 daddy is ANGRY" *snarls aggressively*
Brother 🙄
— Jan 20, 2026 03:00PM
Brother 🙄
Zoe Van
is 2% done
Why do I feel like there's gonna be a scene where MC is with a new man, says "dang rabbits", stutters an apology or something for being weird, and he's like *chuckles alpha-ly* "I like it ;;;)"
— Jan 10, 2026 06:10PM
