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We prefer our monsters materialized, not made.

Harvey my goat 💪

I definitely think the author has some experience with OCD because golly gee I can feel the anxiety over germs

"this is where the
poets will interject
they will say: show, don't tell
but that
assumes most people
can see."

- Marwa Helal; Poem for Brad who wants me to write about the Pyramids

"The afflicted don't need comforting, they need what the comfortable have always had."

First of all
Brother needs to stop growling, he's not an animal
Second of all
WHAT???

"how DARE you have an out-of-body experience that you can't control and accidentally show me your body 😡 daddy is ANGRY" *snarls aggressively*
Brother 🙄

Yuck

Tell me why I low-key have no idea what's going on 😭

Why do I feel like there's gonna be a scene where MC is with a new man, says "dang rabbits", stutters an apology or something for being weird, and he's like *chuckles alpha-ly* "I like it ;;;)"

NOOOO SHE'S GONNA ROMANCE THE BLOND MAN 😭😭😭
HONEY CHOOSE BETTER, SANJI CAN'T SATISFY YOU

Not the blond man and the giant squid

Idk how they made a man so easy to hate, but they definitely succeeded

I understand what they're doing but gosh darn it

NOOOO MY SHAYLA 😭
MY SHAYLA IS STUCK OUTSIDE BECAUSE MC ISN'T INTO HIM WTFFFF

"what are you?"
"I'm yours"

👀

At least the virus is nice

YEARNING flooded her belly? ExcUSE me??

Bro is a bad therapist

NOOO PUT THE MASK BACK ON 😭😭😭

Of COURSE the second in command betrayed them. Of COURSE the author had to add in a completely unnecessary incest plot. Of COURSE they're fucking related. Why would I ever be surprised 🙄🙄🙄

"feelings don't just suddenly change"

Tf you talking about? I think getting kidnapped and assaulted would make you stop liking someone, no matter how attractive they are 🙄
This isn't even Stockholm syndrome, she's just plain stupid

He's not treating you like you're precious you dumb fuck, he's treating you like something to use! You're stupid! Bro out here fantasizing about murdering you and your father and you don't care 🙄 what an idiot.

I am not going to be intimidated by a man who unironically calls other men "good boy". Bro is out here getting hot and bothered at the prospect of hurting men, like I get it 🙄 Go life your zesty little fantasies with someone else