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Zoe Van is on page 422 of 528 of Fourth Wing (The Empyrean, #1)

They're so horny and annoying 🙄 I wish they'd both get hit by a bus

— Oct 27, 2026 08:33PM Add a comment

Zoe Van is on page 66 of 338 of Gallant

This book feels very nostalgic; it's like reading Tim Burton but, y'know, without the dread or the racism

— Oct 15, 2026 08:01PM Add a comment

Zoe Van is on page 387 of 528 of Fourth Wing (The Empyrean, #1)

Damn they hitting it like Edward Cullen huh

— Oct 09, 2026 09:59PM Add a comment

Zoe Van is on page 351 of 528 of Fourth Wing (The Empyrean, #1)

Chocolate cake is such a slay

— Oct 09, 2026 04:19PM Add a comment

Zoe Van is on page 336 of 528 of Fourth Wing (The Empyrean, #1)

Guys I realized if I imagine that Xaden sounds like my glorious blue eyed king Gojo Satoru then I can handle his cringe

— Oct 09, 2026 03:28PM Add a comment

Zoe Van is on page 301 of 528 of Fourth Wing (The Empyrean, #1)

Oh lawd he's a FREAK

— Oct 06, 2026 11:51AM Add a comment

Zoe Van is on page 292 of 528 of Fourth Wing (The Empyrean, #1)

I'm gonna be really sad when Liam dies 😔

— Oct 06, 2026 11:40AM Add a comment

Zoe Van is on page 284 of 528 of Fourth Wing (The Empyrean, #1)

Y'know... Maybe this book isn't that bad

— Oct 06, 2026 11:14AM Add a comment

Zoe Van is on page 239 of 528 of Fourth Wing (The Empyrean, #1)

"Who... Who did this to you kitten? RAAAAAAAH!" *Transforms into the ultimate alpha werewolf dark shadow daddy*
- Xaden 🙄

— Oct 05, 2026 06:03PM Add a comment

Zoe Van is on page 191 of 528 of Fourth Wing (The Empyrean, #1)

Two seconds ago you were crying and pissed. Now you're happy? Make up your mind, you bearded bitch

— Oct 05, 2026 01:10PM Add a comment

Zoe Van is on page 105 of 528 of Fourth Wing (The Empyrean, #1)

I hope she dies
...
I'm really sad I have thirty chapters left 😭

— Oct 03, 2026 07:30PM Add a comment

Zoe Van is on page 89 of 528 of Fourth Wing (The Empyrean, #1)

I finally made it to chapter eight
After what, a year and a half?
And it got easier to read at first
But then...

"You're a violent little thing, aren't you?"

-_-
bruh

I'm gonna hold out hope for the dragons 😭

— Oct 03, 2026 07:04PM Add a comment

Zoe Van is 8% done with The Calamities (The Fiends)

"and he, like a faithful hound, beaten yet desperate for love, followed."

Oooo I like this already :3

— Sep 29, 2026 11:14AM Add a comment

Zoe Van is 2% done with The Calamities (The Fiends)

I'm only ten minutes into this book and I am already having a lovely time 😊😊😊😊😊 let's hope this is better than the last book I read

— Sep 29, 2026 09:34AM Add a comment

Zoe Van is 95% done with The Terror

WHY???? WHY?????????

— Sep 29, 2026 07:39AM Add a comment

Zoe Van is 69% done with The Terror

Dawg how do I still have NINE hours left!? This book is so ass 😭

Why is everyone so perverted?????

— Sep 22, 2026 11:13AM Add a comment

Zoe Van is 26% done with The Terror

Ew

— Sep 17, 2026 01:28PM 1 comment

Zoe Van is 2% done with Anatomy: A Love Story (The Anatomy Duology, #1)

— Sep 11, 2026 09:58AM Add a comment

Zoe Van is on page 6 of 311 of Killing Time (Star Trek: The Original Series, #24)

LMAO BRO IS MEOWING
I LOVE STAR TREK

— Sep 01, 2026 05:05PM Add a comment

Zoe Van is on page 6 of 311 of Killing Time (Star Trek: The Original Series, #24)

"Sulu is into botany this week... and I'm into pain."

Golly

— Sep 01, 2026 05:01PM Add a comment

Zoe Van is 70% done with The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes (The Hunger Games, #0)

Brother you're stupid

— Sep 01, 2026 11:46AM Add a comment

Zoe Van is 40% done with The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes (The Hunger Games, #0)

OH MY GOSH I KNOW THAT SONG

— Aug 30, 2026 09:05PM 1 comment

Zoe Van is on page 4 of 374 of The Hunger Games (The Hunger Games, #1)

"Entrails. No hissing. This the the closest we will ever come to love."

Reading this at my wedding

— Aug 20, 2026 08:05PM Add a comment

Zoe Van is 72% done with Shield of Sparrows (Shield of Sparrows, #1)

Exhale coming from his toes??????? What???????

— Aug 11, 2026 10:37AM Add a comment

Zoe Van is 46% done with Shield of Sparrows (Shield of Sparrows, #1)

"ugh! Don't come near me. My eyes turn red when I'm angry and blue when I'm sad" 🐺 🌙 ⛓️ 🥀

— Aug 05, 2026 12:01PM Add a comment

Zoe Van is 20% done with Shield of Sparrows (Shield of Sparrows, #1)

Why are you upset? This man sucks. Other guy is WAY better

— Aug 03, 2026 12:35PM Add a comment

Zoe Van is 15% done with Shield of Sparrows (Shield of Sparrows, #1)

First of all WHY ARE YOU TALKING! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE QUIET YOU DING DONG! I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU!

second of all, this is literally giving "they were rags but they were mine 💅 ✨"

— Aug 02, 2026 03:26PM Add a comment

Zoe Van is 11% done with Shield of Sparrows (Shield of Sparrows, #1)

STOP LAUGHING YOU VIRGIN LOSER

— Aug 02, 2026 03:00PM Add a comment

Zoe Van is 10% done with Shield of Sparrows (Shield of Sparrows, #1)

This is literally Ever After High

— Aug 02, 2026 02:57PM Add a comment

Zoe Van is 6% done with Shield of Sparrows (Shield of Sparrows, #1)

"W-What? They want... ME? But I'm so plain! And I don't even want to be a princess! I just want to go outside and be dirty! I can't all forty of these hot muscular men want me... This- this is madness!!!" >~<

— Jul 31, 2026 09:48AM 1 comment

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