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Idk how they made a man so easy to hate, but they definitely succeeded

I understand what they're doing but gosh darn it

NOOOO MY SHAYLA 😭
MY SHAYLA IS STUCK OUTSIDE BECAUSE MC ISN'T INTO HIM WTFFFF

"what are you?"
"I'm yours"

👀

At least the virus is nice

YEARNING flooded her belly? ExcUSE me??

Bro is a bad therapist

NOOO PUT THE MASK BACK ON 😭😭😭

Of COURSE the second in command betrayed them. Of COURSE the author had to add in a completely unnecessary incest plot. Of COURSE they're fucking related. Why would I ever be surprised 🙄🙄🙄

"feelings don't just suddenly change"

Tf you talking about? I think getting kidnapped and assaulted would make you stop liking someone, no matter how attractive they are 🙄
This isn't even Stockholm syndrome, she's just plain stupid

He's not treating you like you're precious you dumb fuck, he's treating you like something to use! You're stupid! Bro out here fantasizing about murdering you and your father and you don't care 🙄 what an idiot.

I am not going to be intimidated by a man who unironically calls other men "good boy". Bro is out here getting hot and bothered at the prospect of hurting men, like I get it 🙄 Go life your zesty little fantasies with someone else

Main male lead is a wacko, and not in the fun hot way. He's just... strange.
Who the hell wants to have sex on top of a corpse? Oh I know, Beck from Get In My Swamp.
I should not have to compare a book with such a pretty cover to... That.
I really hope this gets better because goodness gracious, this male lead is just not fun to read about 😭

Fanfiction: 1
Monster: 0

This book is like if The Backrooms and I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream had a baby

*describing creepy figure standing outside window*
Me: (⁠~⁠￣⁠³⁠￣⁠)⁠~ 💕
*It's just a normal guy*
Me: ರ⁠_⁠ರ

WHY IS THE FUNERAL SO SAD?? I THOUGHT THIS WAS A HORROR NOVEL

Aw hell naw Luke got replaced by the Nasty Man, I'm calling it now

Gee what a nice dog. I hope nothing bad happens to it.

I think it would benefit from semicolons