Zoe Van’s Reviews > Shield of Sparrows > Status Update
Zoe Van
is 46% done
"ugh! Don't come near me. My eyes turn red when I'm angry and blue when I'm sad" 🐺 🌙 ⛓️ 🥀
— Aug 05, 2026 12:01PM
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Zoe’s Previous Updates
Zoe Van
is 20% done
Why are you upset? This man sucks. Other guy is WAY better
— Aug 03, 2026 12:35PM
Zoe Van
is 15% done
First of all WHY ARE YOU TALKING! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE QUIET YOU DING DONG! I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU!
second of all, this is literally giving "they were rags but they were mine 💅 ✨"
— Aug 02, 2026 03:26PM
second of all, this is literally giving "they were rags but they were mine 💅 ✨"
Zoe Van
is 6% done
"W-What? They want... ME? But I'm so plain! And I don't even want to be a princess! I just want to go outside and be dirty! I can't all forty of these hot muscular men want me... This- this is madness!!!" >~<
— Jul 31, 2026 09:48AM