Status Update

Zoe Van is 6% done

"W-What? They want... ME? But I'm so plain! And I don't even want to be a princess! I just want to go outside and be dirty! I can't all forty of these hot muscular men want me... This- this is madness!!!" >~<

— Jul 31, 2026 09:48AM

Shield of Sparrows (Shield of Sparrows, #1)

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Zoe’s Previous Updates

Zoe Van is 72% done

Exhale coming from his toes??????? What???????

— Aug 11, 2026 10:37AM

Zoe Van is 46% done

"ugh! Don't come near me. My eyes turn red when I'm angry and blue when I'm sad" 🐺 🌙 ⛓️ 🥀

— Aug 05, 2026 12:01PM

Zoe Van is 20% done

Why are you upset? This man sucks. Other guy is WAY better

— Aug 03, 2026 12:35PM

Zoe Van is 15% done

First of all WHY ARE YOU TALKING! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE QUIET YOU DING DONG! I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU!

second of all, this is literally giving "they were rags but they were mine 💅 ✨"

— Aug 02, 2026 03:26PM

Zoe Van is 11% done

STOP LAUGHING YOU VIRGIN LOSER

— Aug 02, 2026 03:00PM

Zoe Van is 10% done

This is literally Ever After High

— Aug 02, 2026 02:57PM