Zoe Van’s Reviews > Fourth Wing > Status Update

They're so horny and annoying 🙄 I wish they'd both get hit by a bus

Damn they hitting it like Edward Cullen huh

Chocolate cake is such a slay

Guys I realized if I imagine that Xaden sounds like my glorious blue eyed king Gojo Satoru then I can handle his cringe

Oh lawd he's a FREAK

Y'know... Maybe this book isn't that bad

"Who... Who did this to you kitten? RAAAAAAAH!" *Transforms into the ultimate alpha werewolf dark shadow daddy*
- Xaden 🙄

Two seconds ago you were crying and pissed. Now you're happy? Make up your mind, you bearded bitch

I hope she dies
...
I'm really sad I have thirty chapters left 😭

I finally made it to chapter eight
After what, a year and a half?
And it got easier to read at first
But then...

"You're a violent little thing, aren't you?"

-_-
bruh

I'm gonna hold out hope for the dragons 😭