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Why did Odysseus attack the Cicones?
Breaking into someone's house and eating their cheese is a good way to end up on their bad side. No wonder he almost immediately started killing Odysseus' men.

It would be quite funny if people bragged this much in real life

This is a more compelling and easier read than The Illiad was. Homer has already convinced me to dislike the Suitors.

65 pages later, I have reached the actual novel.