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Emma
is on page 86 of 390
Joseph Andrews seems to be the most sought after man in all the land! Surrounded by many frivolous bachelorettes, Joseph must remain strong is retaining his virtue.
The writing is unbelievable and I admire Henry Fielding’s ability to author possibly the most idiotic and satirical novel I have ever read. I can only assume that it’s only going to get much crazier from here—which is unbelievably ridiculous.
— Jan 11, 2026 10:42AM
The writing is unbelievable and I admire Henry Fielding’s ability to author possibly the most idiotic and satirical novel I have ever read. I can only assume that it’s only going to get much crazier from here—which is unbelievably ridiculous.
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Emma
is on page 236 of 390
I have grown to despise this novel. Joseph Andrews is a phony, and I wish the worst for him and his ridiculously named friends.
The only thing I have learned from this novel is potential insults to use in the future. Everyone better watch out; I'm going to start throwing "vile trollop" around like Oprah did with those cars.
You're a vile trollop! You're a vile trollop! And you're a vile trollop!
— 10 hours, 49 min ago
The only thing I have learned from this novel is potential insults to use in the future. Everyone better watch out; I'm going to start throwing "vile trollop" around like Oprah did with those cars.
You're a vile trollop! You're a vile trollop! And you're a vile trollop!
Emma
is on page 127 of 390
This book is teaching me that I’m not hating as much as I should be.
“I would rather be tried before some judges than be a Prosecutor for him; If I had an Estate in the Neighbourhood, I would sell it for half the Value, rather than live near him.”
“I suppose it was given to you by some vile Trollop!”
“For she would rather stay in that place to all Eternity, than ride with a naked Man.”
— Jan 14, 2026 04:04PM
“I would rather be tried before some judges than be a Prosecutor for him; If I had an Estate in the Neighbourhood, I would sell it for half the Value, rather than live near him.”
“I suppose it was given to you by some vile Trollop!”
“For she would rather stay in that place to all Eternity, than ride with a naked Man.”
Emma
is on page 118 of 390
Boring yet entertaining. Annoying yet interesting. I hate this novel, yet I like this novel. What a conundrum.
— Jan 14, 2026 06:40AM
Emma
is on page 71 of 390
Finished the first five chapters of Joseph Andrews. I can’t take a single thing serious, especially the names. Lady Tittle and Lady Tattle? Sir Thomas Booby? Oh, and don’t let me forget the legendary Mrs Slipslop!
— Jan 10, 2026 11:00AM
