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Chelsea is 5% done

BLOATED SHAFT!? STRAINING CANNON!?!?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 💀💀💀

— Jan 12, 2026 03:16AM

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Chelsea is 90% done

Holy fuck I can’t wait to review this HAHAHAHAHAHAA what an absolute experience 😂😂😂😂😂
“The whole studio must smell like hot musky sperm” - fave quote of the day. Hot and musky 🤭🤭🤭🤭 ahhahahahahaha 💀💀💀💀

— 8 hours, 18 min ago

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message 1: by Kelly (new) - rated it 3 stars

Jan 12, 2026 04:47AM

Hahahahahhaahahaha that's so fucking funny

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message 2: by Chelsea (new) - added it

Jan 12, 2026 12:51PM

Kelly wrote: "Hahahahahhaahahaha that's so fucking funny"

Hahahahahaha I know right 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he said thick dork this morning and I am ready to pass away 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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message 3: by -`♡´- (new)

Jan 12, 2026 01:23PM

THICK DORK?????????????????

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message 4: by Chelsea (new) - added it

Jan 12, 2026 05:09PM

-`♡´- wrote: "THICK DORK?????????????????"

YESSSSSS EWWWWWW STRAIGHT TO JAIL AHAHHAHAHAAH 💀💀💀💀💀

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