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if she dramatically whimpers and moans while eating a fucking pizza or pastry or whatever ONE MORE TIME i'm going to kill myself and then haunt emily henry as a ghost.
— Jan 12, 2026 03:17AM
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i hope you know i'm not devouring books so quickly this 2026 to seek attention but only because after reading the brick that was les miserables everything else feels like a light read
— Jan 10, 2026 05:49AM
