soph’s Reviews > The Man Who Died Seven Times > Status Update

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT

he he he. ha ha ha. what fun we are having here at the e-- why is there more book.

i feel like i just watched a john wick movie. what the hell was THAT

JUST TURN THE PAGE MAN CMON

okay. so we're now caught up to the present, more or less. it's interesting that the narrator's prime suspects are completely different from mine, but his way involves the whoooole family so i'm happy to go along for the ride

well. we're certainly off to a rough start my boy. but the good news is that we can only go up from here. let's maybe do a little better next time ok?

holy shit ive been in hell making a family tree so i can keep track of who's who in this clusterfuck nightmare of family members. im documenting this as the exact moment when i confirmed the birth order of the narrator's brothers bc it was only speculation based on the color of their tracksuits up to this point. what the fuck. this book rules