Status Update

Caitlin is 55% done

"Suddenly the world seems divinely simple, which I suppose is why people go to church in the first place. To reduce the complexities and the frailties of being human to the divine. To the simple. Beat the bad guys. Save the girl. Live 'til 30."

— Jan 13, 2026 08:08AM

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Caitlin’s Previous Updates

Caitlin is 99% done

“You are my husband and the only reason I’m qualified to write any sort of love story.”

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“It’s not hard to write characters when you cine from a family of them.”

These acknowledgements 🫶🥹

— Jan 13, 2026 01:54PM

Caitlin is 87% done

"All people want is a mirror - a mirror to how they already feel."

— Jan 13, 2026 12:11PM

Caitlin is 84% done

"The lockdown, it seems, was only for normal people. The first families were never going to stop partying."

Paging Boris Johnson

— Jan 13, 2026 12:01PM

Caitlin is 79% done

"I don't know the difference between love and just wanting something like a child wants a toy."

— Jan 13, 2026 11:41AM

Caitlin is 78% done

"Mothering is more important to the mother than to the son."

— Jan 13, 2026 11:35AM

Caitlin is 77% done

"Why make a villain and then forget him?"

"We were a toy that was picked up for political expediency, and once that goal was reached, we were dropped facedown in the mud."

— Jan 13, 2026 11:31AM

Caitlin is 75% done

"Your first kiss with a boy you liked should ideally happen fully clothed and before you've saved his life." 😂

— Jan 13, 2026 11:24AM

Caitlin is 64% done

“We never think of ourselves as the tragic figure in the story.”

— Jan 13, 2026 09:24AM

Caitlin is 60% done

"Hard times welcome an easy target."

— Jan 13, 2026 08:42AM

Caitlin is 58% done

"There are no perfect candidates. Just people who can and will."