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"She remembered when Mr. Griffith from the Nonconformist chapel had been invited to speak in the parish church. The sermon was rather damp, because he spat a fine spray when he shouted, but the man was so full of God that it overflowed everywhere."
— Jan 13, 2026 10:09AM
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"...Bubric the Saxon crowned himself with a very pointy crown in a hill during a thunderstorm, and reigned for one and a half seconds."
— Jan 17, 2026 01:59PM
Alex
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"She understood the maids back home a lot more when the sun gleamed on his shoulders.
Ahem."
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— Jan 17, 2026 12:05PM
Ahem."
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Alex
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"She understood the maids at home a lot more when the sun gleamed on his shoulders.
Ahem."
Pfffft
— Jan 17, 2026 12:03PM
Ahem."
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Alex
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"... without them I would go into the dark water right now. I asked for reasons, and here they are, yelling and smelling and demanding, the last people in the world, and I need them. Without them I would just be a figure on the grey beach, a lost boy, not knowing who I am. But they all know me. I matter to them, and that is who I am."
— Jan 11, 2026 12:48PM
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"They had been with the people, excited but not knowing why. He wrapped them in papervine and weighed them down and sent them in the current anyway. Dogs would want to stay with the people, because they were people, too, in their way."
What's this water, leaking from my eyes?
— Jan 03, 2026 02:22AM
What's this water, leaking from my eyes?
