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james is 20% done

i have to be real with you, it’s not that interesting

— Jan 13, 2026 01:02PM

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james ’s Previous Updates

james is 95% done

i do not care for the erotic experiences of a 15 year old

— Jan 31, 2026 06:15AM

james is 90% done

SERIOUSLY??? nothing ever goes wrong in this man’s life; he deserved expulsion on the grounds of annoying me

— Jan 31, 2026 03:32AM

james is 80% done

we haven’t had an interlude in a while, have the other guys died of boredom?

— Jan 30, 2026 01:21PM

james is 70% done

imagine telling your life story and spending an entire 30 minutes on how you picked a phone - that’s how this horse chapter feels, I DONT CARE

— Jan 30, 2026 12:37PM

james is 52% done

jesus, can he like fail at something?

— Jan 27, 2026 11:42AM

james is 50% done

yeah yeah you’re the greatest dude to ever dude

— Jan 27, 2026 11:10AM

james is on page 78 of 662

love it when they say the name of the book in the book

— Feb 01, 2021 10:04AM

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