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Excuse me what

— Jan 13, 2026 01:47PM

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This feels like Gollum + Anya Taylor Joy in the VVitch at the end

— Jan 14, 2026 03:53PM

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Oh siggy Freud… how could I forget you

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Oh! Right. Women be their manipulative… smile. But also socially handicapped. Lukas. What a guy.

— Jan 13, 2026 09:46PM

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Do we think John Green has read this

— Jan 12, 2026 10:37AM

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message 1: by Maddy (new) - rated it 4 stars

I assure you, it gets worse

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Oh joy!

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