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This feels like Gollum + Anya Taylor Joy in the VVitch at the end

— 20 hours, 11 min ago

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Elyssa is on page 223 of 305

— 21 hours, 23 min ago

Elyssa is on page 152 of 305

Oh siggy Freud… how could I forget you

— 22 hours, 37 min ago

Elyssa is on page 148 of 305

— Jan 14, 2026 10:48AM

Elyssa is on page 80 of 305

Oh! Right. Women be their manipulative… smile. But also socially handicapped. Lukas. What a guy.

— Jan 13, 2026 09:46PM

Elyssa is on page 40 of 305

Excuse me what

— Jan 13, 2026 01:47PM

Elyssa is on page 18 of 305

Do we think John Green has read this

— Jan 12, 2026 10:37AM

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