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“Boris asked me one last time if I was all right, and when I said I thought I was, he slipped into the supply closet and started practicing my favorite Chopin piece of his.
Which has to have been on purpose. He’s so thoughtful.”

Best charachter.

“But, seriously! How else can I put it? It was just…RANDOM.
And what was Lars THINKING? I told him to let NO ONE up. Except for Principal Gupta or a teacher, OBVIOUSLY.
So how did BORIS become exempt from that?”

I for one LOVE BORIS

I genuinely think Mia makes me gain gray hairs. I get ig she’s a teenage girl who needs her best friend I GET IT PROBABLY MORE THAN I DID AT 13. but Mia you abouslate nitwit YOU KISSED HER EX IN FRONT OF YOUR EX AKS YOUR BROTHER. I hate to break it to you but Lilly highkey is venegful and definitely will hurt you JUST SAYING. Anyway Stan Lars

Hey so maybe don’t trust the same girl that left NOT JUST ONCE BUT TWICE when you told her a secret JUST SAYING GENUIS

I WANT A JP

“It was right then that Kenny yelled to get down. And that J.P. threw himself at me.
Fortunately for J.P., Lars was ON IT with the fire extinguisher—I guess to make up for not being the one to throw himself over me, which is, after all, his job, and not J.P.’s—and put out the flames that erupted on the back of J.P.’s sweater.

WHAT A BAMG

Wednesday, September 22, East Seventy-fifth Street AEHS evacuation rendezvous
Oh my God.
Oh my God. J.P. is in love with me.
And we blew up the school.
OHMYGOD who’s surprised not me. This shit is so funny

okay Mia 1) YOU ARE RIGHT. Lana is a better friend honesty I LOVE HER. what a vibe. and I Stan the glitter nail polish

2) “I didn’t say a word.
Because why should I? Why should I make the first move, when I didn’t do anything wrong”
MIA YOU did kiss her ex boyfriend (who broke up with her because he’s in love with you) in front of your ex boyfriend who’s her brother

Mia. MIA. JP WAS ABOUT To confess to you you nut

WHO CRIES TO THE PRINCESS DIARIES. WHY DID I CRY TO THE PRINCESS DIARIES.