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Lola
is 91% done
“But, seriously! How else can I put it? It was just…RANDOM.
And what was Lars THINKING? I told him to let NO ONE up. Except for Principal Gupta or a teacher, OBVIOUSLY.
So how did BORIS become exempt from that?”
I for one LOVE BORIS
— Jan 13, 2026 08:29PM
And what was Lars THINKING? I told him to let NO ONE up. Except for Principal Gupta or a teacher, OBVIOUSLY.
So how did BORIS become exempt from that?”
I for one LOVE BORIS
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Lola
is 92% done
“Boris asked me one last time if I was all right, and when I said I thought I was, he slipped into the supply closet and started practicing my favorite Chopin piece of his.
Which has to have been on purpose. He’s so thoughtful.”
Best charachter.
— Jan 13, 2026 08:31PM
Which has to have been on purpose. He’s so thoughtful.”
Best charachter.
Lola
is 90% done
“You are completely unbelievable. First, you break my brother’s heart. Then you steal my boyfriend. Then you think you can ask me for advice about your completely dysfunctional family?”
Team Lilly ngl. IM SORRY MIA.
— Jan 13, 2026 08:25PM
Team Lilly ngl. IM SORRY MIA.
Lola
is 89% done
I genuinely think Mia makes me gain gray hairs. I get ig she’s a teenage girl who needs her best friend I GET IT PROBABLY MORE THAN I DID AT 13. but Mia you abouslate nitwit YOU KISSED HER EX IN FRONT OF YOUR EX AKS YOUR BROTHER. I hate to break it to you but Lilly highkey is venegful and definitely will hurt you JUST SAYING. Anyway Stan Lars
— Jan 13, 2026 08:24PM
Lola
is 88% done
Hey so maybe don’t trust the same girl that left NOT JUST ONCE BUT TWICE when you told her a secret JUST SAYING GENUIS
— Nov 21, 2025 07:54PM
Lola
is 70% done
“It was right then that Kenny yelled to get down. And that J.P. threw himself at me.
Fortunately for J.P., Lars was ON IT with the fire extinguisher—I guess to make up for not being the one to throw himself over me, which is, after all, his job, and not J.P.’s—and put out the flames that erupted on the back of J.P.’s sweater.
WHAT A BAMG
— Nov 21, 2025 10:23AM
Fortunately for J.P., Lars was ON IT with the fire extinguisher—I guess to make up for not being the one to throw himself over me, which is, after all, his job, and not J.P.’s—and put out the flames that erupted on the back of J.P.’s sweater.
WHAT A BAMG
Lola
is 69% done
Wednesday, September 22, East Seventy-fifth Street AEHS evacuation rendezvous
Oh my God.
Oh my God. J.P. is in love with me.
And we blew up the school.
OHMYGOD who’s surprised not me. This shit is so funny
— Nov 21, 2025 10:22AM
Oh my God.
Oh my God. J.P. is in love with me.
And we blew up the school.
OHMYGOD who’s surprised not me. This shit is so funny
Lola
is 64% done
okay Mia 1) YOU ARE RIGHT. Lana is a better friend honesty I LOVE HER. what a vibe. and I Stan the glitter nail polish
2) “I didn’t say a word.
Because why should I? Why should I make the first move, when I didn’t do anything wrong”
MIA YOU did kiss her ex boyfriend (who broke up with her because he’s in love with you) in front of your ex boyfriend who’s her brother
— Nov 21, 2025 10:21AM
2) “I didn’t say a word.
Because why should I? Why should I make the first move, when I didn’t do anything wrong”
MIA YOU did kiss her ex boyfriend (who broke up with her because he’s in love with you) in front of your ex boyfriend who’s her brother
Lola
is 52% done
WHO CRIES TO THE PRINCESS DIARIES. WHY DID I CRY TO THE PRINCESS DIARIES.
— Nov 21, 2025 05:45AM
