Marla Kate’s Reviews > May We Be Spared to Meet on Earth: Letters of the Lost Franklin Arctic Expedition > Status Update
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everyone else writing home: it’s cold, pretty though, love you
james fitzjames, for some fucking reason: collins is mad, no wife for me, goodsir walks on tiptoes, I stripped and nearly drowned in a canoe, I saw a 25ft dolphin, no wife for me x2, fuck this fox
this man’s annoying as fuck im surprised they didn’t cannibalise him sooner
— Jan 14, 2026 02:32PM
james fitzjames, for some fucking reason: collins is mad, no wife for me, goodsir walks on tiptoes, I stripped and nearly drowned in a canoe, I saw a 25ft dolphin, no wife for me x2, fuck this fox
this man’s annoying as fuck im surprised they didn’t cannibalise him sooner
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call me paranoid but if the two ice masters, employed solely on the basis that they understand the ice, on MY trip to the arctic, decided to take out life insurance before the ships left, I would probably call in sick
— Jan 12, 2026 03:23PM
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Jan 15, 2026 03:42AM
Goodsir doing the autism walk is impressive considering how many toes on the expedition were probably lost to frostbite
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HAHAHA goodsir is so funny his letters are so lovely except he just can’t fucking stand one man in particular and keeps making little digs. we all have that one coworker but his commitment to the bit is so commendable
