Yakult Boy’s Reviews > Next Time Will Be Our Turn > Status Update
Yakult Boy
is 72% done
Once again with the tell not show. We just montage narration through the meet up and Magnolia's narration assures me TRUST ME BRO, ELLERY MADE EVERYONE FALL FOR HER!! Here's one time where she said "what!! Tell me more!" When my husband spoke of his business! Isn't she amazing? Saying such unique and interesting and definitely not generic small talk???
— Jan 15, 2026 12:10AM
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Yakult Boy
is 86% done
The book is so uninterested in queer issues. Outing your sister to her crush is genuinely messed up and it's only given a quirky nod as a necessary boundary cross. I hate this. Queer indos deserve better.
— 10 hours, 58 min ago
Yakult Boy
is 84% done
IRIS SHARED THE LETTERS WITH ELLERY??? EWW AND THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ROMANTIC?? Moving back to L.A for a teenage girl you fell in love with?? God I hate how Ellery has NO LIFE outside of Magnolia. And it's not treated as a massive creepy thing about her. Everything from breaking up with her gf and leaving for London is about Magnolia.
— 12 hours, 46 min ago
Yakult Boy
is 83% done
The confession scene is gross. And designed in a way so that Ellery has to confess. So that the onus of coming out isn't on Magnolia. All the flaws on Ellery's side feel contrived in a way that makes Magnolia entitled to a woman who think she's straight. And they just can't find a way around their age gap. If it was creepy for James to wait, then why isn't it creepy for Ellery to wait? Because she's a woman?
— 12 hours, 57 min ago
Yakult Boy
is 78% done
Iris is so much better at pep talking her sister about getting a masters degree based on what she's seen of her. And cardboard Ellery is just saying vague platitudes like "I can't imagine anyone stopping Tulip" you've never witnessed Magnolia being badass around you, Ellery. Just small talk.
— Jan 15, 2026 02:41AM
Yakult Boy
is 77% done
"I never even thought to ask what you wanted to do." Again, it's really hard to convince me they're best friends when neither Ellery nor Magnolia give a shit about each other enough to ask actual pathos filled questions about each others lives.
— Jan 15, 2026 02:35AM
Yakult Boy
is 76% done
"I'm carrying a really heavy load there!" (in reference to the baby Magnolia is carrying.) "A very cute heavy load." Ellery replies. Like wow, impeccable dialogue everyone!!! "Obviously, the cutest. There is no one cuter than her." Imagine if we got a scene with pathos instead of this nothing burger
— Jan 15, 2026 01:44AM
Yakult Boy
is 75% done
Are we really not gonna get anymore out of their friend break up? Just "I fucked up" and "no you didn't" and "yes I did" that's it? Gosh I hope there's more
— Jan 15, 2026 01:34AM
Yakult Boy
is 74% done
Why did Magnolia ask if Ellery was married like that's a thing gay people can casually do in this time period. Again she just never comes off interested in Ellery's queer identity as anything more than sexuality.
— Jan 15, 2026 12:22AM
Yakult Boy
is 72% done
Ellery: Says something. Magnolia narration: The thought of Ellery existing was doing something to me!! She made this "the thought of Ellery doing x" thing twice almost in a row about journalism and poetry. Something repetitive the editing would've caught.
— Jan 15, 2026 12:06AM
Yakult Boy
is 72% done
Ellery: Says something. Magnolia narration: The thought of Ellery existing was doing something to me!! She made this "the thought of Ellery doing x" thing twice almost in a row about journalism and poetry. Something repetitive the editing would've caught.
— Jan 15, 2026 12:06AM

