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I'm not saying I wouldn't fuck up the people who hurt my sister, but I'm also suspicious of how much Jake loved this supposed sister 😬
— Jan 15, 2026 05:42AM
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Hehehe that's adorable I kinda want a whole book just on this premise
But then again, cats don't live human lifespans 🥲😭
— Jan 15, 2026 07:09AM
But then again, cats don't live human lifespans 🥲😭
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Simultaneously annoyed and satisfied with the ending
— Jan 15, 2026 06:54AM
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I would have a full breakdown if I found out my cats only pretended to like me because someone paid them to 🥲
— Jan 14, 2026 04:25PM
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I can absolutely see funeral directors having a good giggle about obscene sentiments on flowers 🤣
— Jan 14, 2026 07:24AM
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I didn't need another cat. ... But then, no one ever needs a cat these days. That's not why we have cats. We have cats because they amuse us and because otherwise our clothes would lack the texture only cat hair can provide.
100% agree 😁🫶🏻
— Jan 14, 2026 07:02AM
100% agree 😁🫶🏻
