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Phil Cornish is 62% done

Lol Starting the Ford back in that day.

— Jan 15, 2026 06:37AM

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Phil Cornish is 63% done

‘A bad conscience is a springboard to philanthropy’

— Jan 15, 2026 07:17AM

Phil Cornish is 63% done

‘I’m going to pull out your thoughts like egg noodles’

— Jan 15, 2026 06:53AM

Phil Cornish is 31% done

Delicate Joe can’t go.

— Jan 09, 2026 05:22PM

Phil Cornish is 29% done

‘I eat stories like grapes’

— Jan 09, 2026 08:18AM

Phil Cornish is 27% done

Mentions San Jose, Grass Valley, University of California, and starting a bookstore.

— Jan 09, 2026 06:57AM

Phil Cornish is 13% done

Necklaces of pork chops

— Jan 07, 2026 09:03AM

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