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Bobby Ingram
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Pratchett's ability to weave multiple plots into each other is so fun to read *contented smile emoji*
Daily Granny Weatherwax:
Granny nodded. “Yes. It’s all neat, isn’t it? It’s a lie.”
“You said last night you saw the whole thing!”
“It’s still a lie. Like the lie about masks.”
“What lie about masks?”
“The way people say they hide faces.”
“They do hide faces,” said Nanny Ogg.
“Only the one on the outside.”
— Jan 15, 2026 09:58AM
Daily Granny Weatherwax:
Granny nodded. “Yes. It’s all neat, isn’t it? It’s a lie.”
“You said last night you saw the whole thing!”
“It’s still a lie. Like the lie about masks.”
“What lie about masks?”
“The way people say they hide faces.”
“They do hide faces,” said Nanny Ogg.
“Only the one on the outside.”
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Bobby Ingram
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Think the chandelier is gonna fall:
“It’s a pretty big one. What’s holding it up?”
“I’m sure they’ve got special ropes and things, Mother."
“Looks a bit dangerous, to my mind.”
“I’m sure it’s absolutely safe, Mother.”
“What do you know about chandeliers?”
“I’m sure people wouldn’t come into the Opera House if there was any chance of a chandelier dropping on their heads, Mother,” said Henry, trying to read his book.
— 4 minutes ago
“It’s a pretty big one. What’s holding it up?”
“I’m sure they’ve got special ropes and things, Mother."
“Looks a bit dangerous, to my mind.”
“I’m sure it’s absolutely safe, Mother.”
“What do you know about chandeliers?”
“I’m sure people wouldn’t come into the Opera House if there was any chance of a chandelier dropping on their heads, Mother,” said Henry, trying to read his book.
Bobby Ingram
is 44% done
Did I mention mice get their own Death?
Daily Mouse Death:
He could feel his ears growing, and a certain rather embarrassing elongation happening at the base of his spine. He’d spent most of his life in a single-minded activity in dark places, yet even so...
“But I don’t believe in reincarnation!” he protested.
SQUEAK.
And this, Mr. Pounder understood with rodent clarity, meant: reincarnation believes in you.
— Jan 14, 2026 10:17AM
Daily Mouse Death:
He could feel his ears growing, and a certain rather embarrassing elongation happening at the base of his spine. He’d spent most of his life in a single-minded activity in dark places, yet even so...
“But I don’t believe in reincarnation!” he protested.
SQUEAK.
And this, Mr. Pounder understood with rodent clarity, meant: reincarnation believes in you.
Bobby Ingram
is 29% done
I forgot how much I'd missed the witches until I was reading them!
Daily Pratchett:
“The Ghost likes to leave little messages,” he said. “There was one by the organ. A scenery painter spotted him and...nearly had an accident.”
The letter inside was on a sheet of the Opera House’s own note paper. In neat, copperplate writing, it said:
Ahahahahaha! Ahahahaha! Aahahaha! BEWARE!!!!!
Yrs sincerely
The Opera Ghost
— Jan 13, 2026 01:47PM
Daily Pratchett:
“The Ghost likes to leave little messages,” he said. “There was one by the organ. A scenery painter spotted him and...nearly had an accident.”
The letter inside was on a sheet of the Opera House’s own note paper. In neat, copperplate writing, it said:
Ahahahahaha! Ahahahaha! Aahahaha! BEWARE!!!!!
Yrs sincerely
The Opera Ghost
Bobby Ingram
is 14% done
Opera. Christine. Organ. So, this is gonna be Phantom, and your boy is excited
Daily Granny:
Of course, Granny Weatherwax made a great play of her independence and self-reliance. But the point about that kind of stuff was that you needed someone around to be proudly independent and self-reliant at. People who didn’t need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn’t need people.
— Jan 12, 2026 11:43AM
Daily Granny:
Of course, Granny Weatherwax made a great play of her independence and self-reliance. But the point about that kind of stuff was that you needed someone around to be proudly independent and self-reliant at. People who didn’t need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn’t need people.
