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Ana
is 92% done
“We’re all a little broken, Briana. We are a mosaic. We’re made up of all those we’ve met and all the things we’ve been through.”
— Jan 15, 2026 06:30PM
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Ana
is 76% done
“I gave her an amused look. “You don’t have to bring my dad dead things.”“But I want to be his favorite,” she whined.”
LOL
— Jan 15, 2026 04:30PM
LOL
Ana
is 68% done
“Briana was a catastrophic life event. A thing that changed everything. And I wouldn’t be the same after this.”
— Jan 14, 2026 07:55PM
Ana
is 38% done
“Jacob, I don’t even know what your penis looks like.”
“Well, I’m not showing it to you—”
“I’m not asking! I’m making a point!”
AAAAAAA PLEASE THIS IS SO FUNNY
— Jan 12, 2026 07:44PM
“Well, I’m not showing it to you—”
“I’m not asking! I’m making a point!”
AAAAAAA PLEASE THIS IS SO FUNNY
Ana
is 37% done
“I smiled at him and he glared at me. “Give me a cigarette or I’ll tell Jacob you’re hittin’ on me. You got five minutes.”
OMF GRANDPA WTF LOL
— Jan 12, 2026 07:35PM
OMF GRANDPA WTF LOL
