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HWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THE ERASURES OVER THE KING'S NAME "Rober--Joffre---TOMMEN"

Time to go back a hundred pages and actually read that stuff about the first men the andals the so on so forth lol

okay grrm is just taking the piss now 😭😭 "the longest summer in many years!" You guys are FUCKED.

ryan condal adapting this scene would be the mountain very sadly smashing aegons head against a wall. Meanwhile princess rhaenys wouldve been retconned to not exist at all

okay thats just awful avoiding the obvious possibility tywin had them all killed

Love the blatant inuniverse propaganda in this book like oh yes few men were ever so open-handed and merciful as Robert Baratheon! Famously so open-handed to his son (hah not really his but whatever) that he replaced all his baby teeth with one swift... open hand!

LOL THEY DONT EVEN MENTION THE "LOWLY HEDGE KNIGHT"'S NAME

Oh shittt getting into dunk & egg territory ova here

I've heard of Shiera Seastar before wtf

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING IDIOT IS THIS?
This is Aegon the Fourth of His Name. He had 9 mistresses and decided to legitimize all his acknowledged bastards.