eyeless jack’s Reviews > Frost: A Monstrous Christmas Novella > Status Update

I never wanna read the words “my needy nub” ever again

“Sharks are disgusting monster creatures.”


How fucking dare you

“Creamsicle,” he moans. “My fucking favorite.”


and the cringe dirty talk continues

Don’t get any ideas if you read this book— using icicles as a dildo is DANGEROUS, please save yourself from an embarrassing ER trip

“The cold never bothered me much anyway”

bye 💀

“cockcicle” 💀

“I’ve never thought of myself as a daddy kink kind of girl but something about this monster makes me want to be as wild as he is”

Idk how to break this to you but daddy kinks are so basic I fear. that’s not wild and kinky, it’s bordering on vanilla.

“His tongue dives between my parted folds and bliss rocks through me. His forked muscle slides from tip to hole at an achingly slow pace.”


I’m sorry, tip of what? Tip of your pussy?? Do you mean top? Your clit? What does tip mean in regards to your pussy?? Help I’m so confused

I literally cannot with how dumb she is

“the neckline torn and ripped”


I feel like you didn’t need to use 2 synonyms there