BigDaddyReader’s Reviews > The Butcher's Masquerade > Status Update

“It’s ugly. And the gem is turquoise. Turquoise! Do I look like an elderly woman with smoke-stained teeth sitting in a bingo hall?”

Already off to an amazing start. “okay buddy. We gotta be quick. You are balls deep in the wrong hole, and mom is pulling into the driveway. You get me?” Man, if I had a quarter every time somebody said that to me….